Manufacturer's notice of defect

This notice is to inform the owners of a human cardiac system of the possibility of stress fractures from thermal cycling. Individuals who have a heart that is often run at low temperatures are at risk of pain or injury when their heart is heated rapidly. Repeated melting and freezing cycles of cold hearts may cause stress fractures to accumulate. We offer no warranty to the products effectiveness, as this is simply a result of the material properties of hearts themselves. Individuals with a cold heart are hereby warned once it has thawed to not rapidly undergo cooling to avoid internal stresses that could lead to small fractures.