un-haunt your house.

Maybe haunted houses would be less haunted if they didn't have a pipe organ that only played in minor keys. I mean, especially if the ivories are made out of cartoonish little bones, you really should consider getting rid of it. If Scooby Doo and the gang were creeping around an ancient house with Ingrid Michelson playing over the Bluetooth stereo system, I don't think they'd have much of a chance of finding any ghosts.

Bert AndersonComment